What happened to the Banana Splits?

Saturday mornings have never been the same since the Banana Splits went splitzville. I have fond apehood memories of my idol, Bingo the Gorilla. Fleegle always thought we was top dog of the group but we all know that a primate is smarter than a freakin dog.

Give me a break. A dog ruling over a gorilla? What has happened to this world? Look at him. He looks like he is on drugs. Now look at Bingo, confident, smiling. He has his game. He knows he is da man…umm…I mean da ape.

How I miss their music. I can still here them in my head…or is that part of my schizophrenia? Hmm does not matter…the music is playing and I am humming along. I don’t know what this has to do with filling up my banana basket with money but I don’t care right now. I am on a mission.

A mission to get the Banana Splits back on TV, with their own weekly show. Treat this blog post as petition. I want 10,000 signatures that I can submit to the creators. Spread the word. Climb to the top of the highest banana tree.

Make sure that when you post you include that you want Bingo as the group leader. Someone with charisma. Not some flea-bitten, lickin himself in embarrassing places, four-legged car chasing cat hater.

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