Dear Facebook. I hate your guts!

Posted by The Mad Ape as Affiliate Programs, Banancially Challenged, Mad Ape Rants

Dear Facebook Corporate Dudes;

You arrogant bastards. How dare you make millions and millions per month off of advertising and not share it with us, the users who built your site.

As a form of protest I have joined ZenZuu, a social networking site that pays 80% of its advertising revenue out to the members. Not only that they will pay me to sign up my friends. Unlike you, these guys are not greedy. They only want a small portion of the pie.

You want it all. You are greedy. I have baby apes and a Mrs. Ape to feed. ZenZuu.com will help me by bananas. What have you done for me lately?

Sincerely;

The Mad Ape

www.tatumba.com

Technorati Tags: ZenZuu, Mad Ape, Social Network, Social Network that pays, Facebook, Facebook arrogance, income

6 Responses

Facebook

April 24th, 2008 at 9:28 am
1

Dear Monkey,

We don’t care. We have the CIA.

-Love Facebook
The Mad Ape

April 24th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
2

Umm you have the CIA? OOOOOOOHHHHHHH I am so scared now. What are you going to do? Send me to Syria or Guantanamo Bay?

I am neither worried nor amused. Facebook should be worried. I doubt they are amused.

The Mad Ape
http://www.tatumba.com
Facebook

April 26th, 2008 at 9:50 pm
3

Dear Monkey Readers

You will have noticed she has not posted in a while. She has been taken in to our ‘friends’ custody.

We apologize. A new Monkey will be selected soon.

-Love Facebook
The Mad Ape

April 27th, 2008 at 7:00 am
4

Are you a Lemming? If so follow the advice of the Facebook CIA. If not I suggest you sign up for ZenZuu as soon as possible.

And now for something completely different…

http://www.tatumba.com/blog/archives/436
ooopinionsss

December 3rd, 2008 at 10:50 am
5

How you think when the economic crisis will end? I wish to make statistics of independent opinions!
The Mad Ape

December 3rd, 2008 at 1:35 pm
6

ooopinionsss

It will end with the total collapse of the US economy because the US dollar will be worth shit. This will lead to the collapse of the economies of China and any other country who holds US debt…which is most of the civilized world.

The economic unrest will lead to civil unrest and will lead to martial law and war.

The end of the world as you know it.

So when are you gonna reveal your statistics or are you just blowing smoke out your ass? Also why are you making this comment in this thread? A little off topic don’t you think Boo Boo?

The Mad Ape
http://www.tatumba.com