We have all had these Utopian grandiose dreams of a world at peace but have you ever logically followed that whimsical dream through the series of events to get to that so-called ‘happy place’.

I doubt it very much, because if you did you would soon realize that it is not a practical wish to wish for and that the world, as evil and maniacal as it is, is much better off without World Peace.

‘You really are nuts Mad Ape!’ … I bet that is the thought racing through your mind right about now. Although you would probably be right in most cases, when it comes to the prayers and thoughts of World Peace, I know that I am right in my assertion that you are a closet Nazi. The scary part is you don’t even realize it…at least not yet.

Why? Because you should be careful of what you wish for - You may just get it. Forget all of your fairytale illusions. Please explain to me, in great detail, how you…yes you, are going to make World Peace happen. I will even give you an account on here to voice your opinion but any ‘lah-te-dah-pie-in-the-sky’ bullshit will not cut it with me.

Nazi Robot

You see to make World Peace possible the World would become more evil than anything that you could possibly imagine. For it to happen ’someone’, through some sort of ‘institution’, will have to assume total control of the planet. To keep everyone in line and peaceful, all citizens would have to be monitored 24-7 in some sort of Orwellian nightmare where your every thought, word, and action was recorded by a brother that would be so big and far reaching you would not dare step out of line.

The controlling mechanism would consist of a One World Government who would have the most powerful military force that the planet had ever seen. Since there would no longer be war, this military would direct all of its might towards the masses to make sure they remained good little robots citizens. Anyone who did not conform would be eliminated, all in the name of World Peace.

Remind you of anyone from our past? Anyone at all? Here is a picture of the last politician who wanted World Peace. Aren’t you glad he failed?

Hitler

So now that you are enlightened be thankful and happy when you see all of the death, destruction, and world unrest on the evening news. It could be worse…there could be World Peace!

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