Bill Hicks – Religion

Posted by The Mad Ape as Humor

Excerpt from Bill’s Relentless set in the UK.

This post is courtesy of Robbie the Robot

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25 Responses

ufewl

August 29th, 2010 at 4:04 am

Last words “Thank God for all the artists who’ve helped me. ”

“Why me!?” I would cry out, and “Why now!?”
nero7926

August 29th, 2010 at 4:14 am

@jizzfish. He’s not that funny. don’t over think it
crymetymegts

August 29th, 2010 at 4:24 am

@ubadoob Must not be hes speaking complete sense haha
jizzfish

August 29th, 2010 at 5:10 am

@nero7926
Probably because you are in some way or another targeted by bill hicks at some point in his stand-up career, the funny part is… SO HAVE I, and I laughed the whole time.
if you don’t realize how ridiculous we all are with our religions, sexual taboo’s, engineered consent and incessant desire to destroy each other, there’s no wonder you don’t find it funny. If you can’t laugh at your stupidity and marvel at your potential you’re doomed.
jizzfish

August 29th, 2010 at 5:22 am

@ubadoob I think this is the show that he quit smoking.
numbersixman

August 29th, 2010 at 5:52 am

@crowman131 People on youtube need to STOP USING THIS JOKE. It’s not funny. It’s not original (someone has even already used it on this video). And I can’t think of a single time where the number in the “joke” was still accurate. People dislike things — get over it.
ubadoob

August 29th, 2010 at 6:39 am

Is he on coke?
1608Nikolai

August 29th, 2010 at 7:01 am

@versuskn try to think independently? but i’m the one who isn’t religious……religion is a source for following others, precisely.
njw3000

August 29th, 2010 at 7:34 am

stops in the wrong place!
ynattirbelise

August 29th, 2010 at 8:10 am

I love his sigh at the end. How he knew that idiots would respond to this in their idiotic way, and how they would miss the point completely. Or how people weren’t laughing hard enough back then. How we still had so far to go with our evolution, where he was already at. He is missed. Dearly.
daliwndrland

August 29th, 2010 at 9:03 am

@thejokesonus74 Well said…Truly, I like that…
tommypdunn

August 29th, 2010 at 9:33 am

pro life is about protecting babies war is about killing adults
nero7926

August 29th, 2010 at 10:14 am

Not Funny.
mutedmakequiet

August 29th, 2010 at 11:07 am

@mutedmakequiet

*LINK*, not like.
mutedmakequiet

August 29th, 2010 at 11:12 am

i wiki it, had to.

My favorite is: representation of the purring sound of felids, e.g. in comics

now WTF IS A FELID you ask? its a kinda tiger thing. hence the purring. doesn’t like at all with what he said, but okay
crowman131

August 29th, 2010 at 12:07 pm

66 people need to open the fuck up a little
watchstrap1

August 29th, 2010 at 12:08 pm

@foxnetworkchannel2 bet youve been abducted too you moron
longboards4josh

August 29th, 2010 at 1:07 pm

“Not a physics major. I think that’s a safe bet.” Ha ha.
foxnetworkchannel2

August 29th, 2010 at 1:14 pm

@watchstrap1 So just because I watch wrestling you think your better then me, your just a ignorant fool. Also for your information I have read many books, you need to try and find a way to better yourself.
thejokesonus74

August 29th, 2010 at 1:34 pm

God is very real. Religion is not. Don’t believe anything. Just discard your mind.
watchstrap1

August 29th, 2010 at 1:38 pm

@foxnetworkchannel2 id rather be dead than get caught watching wrestling,bet you watch gladiators too,why dont you try reading a book
DemokritosAbdera

August 29th, 2010 at 2:29 pm

@foxnetworkchannel2 the world doesnt care about what you believe, the world care about what you know.
arrestedeveloper

August 29th, 2010 at 2:31 pm

@VENOMandSKISGAAR

Or fundamentalist christians
versuskn

August 29th, 2010 at 3:25 pm

@Discostunz6 Control + fear + limited freedom = morality.
sadistcobra

August 29th, 2010 at 4:05 pm

I have to say…the line “well then forgive me” is the simplest and most effective line. Genius.