Hey New Brunswickers. You may have missed it but we just launched an election campaign that will culminate in the election of another agent of financial terrorism in the Casino Gulag Economy. People are complaining that there is no party worthy of running this province, hence apathy towards the election process. Continued after ‘updates’.

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This is a continually changing blog post and I have decided to post updates first.

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UPDATE 6 September 14th, 2010 9:30 PM Atlantic Time

2nd OFFICIAL THEME SONG AND MUSIC VIDEO OF BPP RELEASED UPRISING by MUSE

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This will be New Brunswick’s Anthem upon our election. Every kid in every school will be instructed to give a one finger salute to ‘the man’ every Monday morning before class.

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UPDATE 5 September 13th, 2010 6 PM Atlantic Time

OFFICIAL THEME SONG AND MUSIC VIDEO OF BPP RELEASED

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UPDATE 4 September 6th, 2010 12 PM Atlantic Time

FLUORIDATED WATER and TOOTHPASTE TO BE BANNED IN NB

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Sodium Fluoride is added to many water supplies in New Brunswick, Moncton and Saint John being examples. This toxin is also added to most toothpaste brands. Sodium Fluoride is waste product generated from such things as the manufacturing of aluminum.

It is not even close to the same compound that can appear naturally in drinking water. This additive is a known neurotoxin that can cause debilitating medical conditions with long-term exposure. Therefore, if elected, I will ban any product that contains the additive sodium fluoride from New Brunswick. All water supply managers will be instructed to stop adding this material to drinking water immediately after I am elected ruler of New Brunswick.

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UPDATE 3 September 4th, 2010 1 PM Atlantic Time

REASONS TO NOT VOTE ON SEPTEMBER  27th, 2010

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I was made aware of this video by my brother-in-arms, Dan Four, last weekend but have been busy with offline stuff that drew my attention away from the Casino Gulag. This video tells it like it is. You can choose not to act on this information, at which time I do not want you on this website, as you are a lobotomized media zombie, or you can take this advice to heart and refuse to participate in this process.

Now I know that I have thrown my hat into the ring for this election, but somehow I do not think that Blue Primates can be voted into office…however if you REALLY REALLY REALLY insist on voting, then please, I beg you, I plead with you…for your sake, for your children’ sake write on the ballot ‘I VOTE FOR MAD APE’. Show these mutherfuckers that we have had enough of their bullshit.

Show me that we, as a province, have woken up to the reality that is the Casino Gulag.

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UPDATE 2 August 29, 2010 2 PM Atlantic Time

PENSION REFORM FOR NEW BRUNSWICKERS

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  • The Pension Plan for provincial employees will no longer be managed by the Province, nor used as a slush fund by the politicians. This money will be put under direct control of the employees. They can invest their money however they want.
  • All private pension plans in the province of New Brunswick will be afforded a special creditor status. This status will be above and beyond, Secured Creditor status, whereby the employees or pensioned former employees will be the first creditor paid in the event of bankruptcy. In fact employees will have the option to take over the failed company. To minimize a company’s ability to raid pension plans, all pension plan expenditures outside of actual paid retiree benefits must be approved by a public watchdog.

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UPDATE 1 August 28, 2010 6 PM Atlantic Time

CLASS ACTION LAW SUITS AND GENETICALLY MODIFIED FOOD

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  • The pro-business nature of the legal system vis-a-vis Class Action Law Suits will be changed, allowing for us average Joes to hold government and business accountable.
  • It will be illegal to sell or grow genetically modified food in New Brunswick. Financial incentives will be offered to farmers to supply New Brunswickers with organic food.

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THE CASINO GULAG PROTEST VOTE OR NON-VOTE: YOU DECIDE

I have a plan to end this reign of Financial Terrorism but you must help me accomplish this. So with that being said I am tossing my hat into the ring.

Vote for the Mad Ape

I am not a ‘legal’ candidate as I have not gone through the dog-and-pony show that is part of the failed political process, but nothing stops you from voting for me as a ‘write-in’ on the ballot. All that you need to do to vote for me is write ‘I vote for Mad Ape’. If enough of you do this then a political statement will be made. If a few thousand vote for me I can be elected to turn around this sad-sacked excuse of a government we have in New Brunswick.

This is not a joke. I am dead serious and have prepared my idea for the future of New Brunswick:

THE MAD APE’s MANUAL TO GOOD GOVERNANCE IN NEW BRUNSWICK

First off I started this whole thing because I have realized that New Brunswick has become a cesspool of corporate greed, cronyism, and bullshit.

So I decided that my vote is to to reject the entire political system and hope that I can convince everyone to vote for me as a write-in candidate on the ballot.

My platform is simple:

  • The Mad Ape promises to cut the NB personal (not corporate) income tax rate by 50% and promises not to cut services…well one service will be eliminated…that will come later.
  • The Mad Ape promises that a certain percentage of government revenue will be used to fund volunteer agencies. I am thinking of a matching system. For every dollar donated by a citizen, then a dollar will be donated by government.
  • Once I get a chance to have a forensic audit of the true value of the NB Government, I plan on reducing personal taxes even further (hopefully to 0), I will start with a review of the prospectus given to Wall Street, outlining why buying NB Bonds is a profitable venture. This is known as the Comprehensive Annual Financial Report or by the acronym CAFR; because everyone loves acronyms.The assets used to fund the Corporation of the Government of New Brunswick contain billions of dollars that are not included in any budget.
  • The government of New Brunswick, under me, will not borrow money from any bank.
  • The government of New Brunswick will not provide loan guarantees. Hence this is the one government service that department that will be eliminated. Don’t worry employees, I will not lay any of you off. You will be reassigned.
  • There will be a flat corporate income tax rate for all companies, no matter how much money they earn. Percentage to be determined later but it will be fair and less than what you pay now.
  • That being said, there will be no tax breaks for any corporation. Bribing the government with jobs will be declared an illegal act. If you want to come to New Brunswick to set up shop you will do so because of the favorable business climate that NB will have to offer.
  • Lobbyists of government will not only be banned, but will be declared illegal.
  • The government of New Brunswick will replace the Crown Lands and Forest Act. Mill owners will not be allowed to hold Crown Licenses. The Forests of NB will immediately switch to a Community-based system, where sound science and community values will govern harvest practices.
  • High quality, value-added products will be strongly encouraged, with a buy NB Made Products campaign.
  • A new government department will be created to oversee higher education within the province of New Brunswick. It will be separate from the Maritime Provinces Higher Education Commission and will be an initiative that allows ALL New Brunswick Residents to attend a New Brunswick-based University or Community College  for free, provided the graduate works for a New Brunswick-based company for at least 5 years, post graduation.New Brunswick businesses will finance this with 5% of all business taxes financing it.There will be a “Higher NB Graduates First Policy” that will rebate portions of their business taxes. On the same token business must pay fair market value for their staff. It will be based on regional wages.People who do not graduate will either have to pay the government back or do volunteer work for a recognized charity. The process of inclusiveness in the classroom, where debilitated students disrupt a classroom setting will be a thing of the past. This is political correctness gone too far.
  • I will roll back the MLA pension raise that Charles Leblanc constantly bitches about.

Now here is where you may get a little nervous but hear me out

  • I will sell off NB Power. However, it will be sold to the citizens of New Brunswick only. No corporate ownership, only personal ownership. Each New Brunswicker will have the opportunity to buy shares (up to a maximum of 10,000). If you want to pay a little bit extra in your bill each month you can acquire shares on a pay-as-you go plan.100% of the ownership will be offered, with the government holding shares until they are sold. New Brunswickers, holding shares, will decide how to manage the corporation that they own.
  • I will install toll booths on the Trans Canada and make it a user-pay system, not a tax payer system.
  • I will strive for the twining of the highway from Fredericton to Saint John, Fredericton to Bathurst, and Moncton to Bathurst. This will be a toll-based system.
  • New Brunswick will be declared a Legal Marijuana Zone and a source of tax revenue. If the Feds or RCMP try to run roughshod over me for this then steps will be taken to create a NB Police Community and kick all Federal agents and employees involved in law enforcement out of NB. Exceptions will be made to those that want to join the NB Police Community. (I dropped the word force because police will no longer be agents of force in this province. They will be living by the motto “To Serve and Protect” and by God that will mean something in New Brunswick.
  • I will declare that the first Monday in February will be a stat holiday.
  • I will declare that no legal action can be taken against the government by corporations as a result of the new governance of NB. Any constitutional challenges will be met with the Not Withstanding Clause of the Canadian Constitution. Any NAFTA challenges will be ignored. Let the Feds handle it as they love to kiss American ass. We will manage just fine.
  • The practice of doubling property taxes on income properties will be repealed.
  • The Provincial portion of the HST will be reduced from 8% to 5%. Any item such as housing or automobiles will be tax free.
  • The cap on soft-tissue injuries will be removed. Increases in insurance rates will be met with the creation of a Provincial Insurance Agency, owned by NB residential shareholders. See NB Power above.
  • I strongly believe in equality. With that in mind the same laws and treaty right, Under the Indian Act, that apply to First Nations, with respect to forestry, fishing, and hunting, shall be afforded to all New Brunswickers. At this time I have not come up with a way to prevent abuse, but if we follow the Indian’s lead will shall do fine, for they are great stewards of the land.
  • On Policing – Policing by force will be a thing of the past. Police abuse will not be tolerated. Charlie Veitch will be brought to New Brunswick to teach all Police Officers on how to respect humanity. You will never see a security control grid in New Brunswick, like there was in Toronto at the G20. All police officers, in order to be employed, or remain employed will be subject to random drug tests, in particular testing for steroids. If marijuana is found in their system they will be given a pat on the back, along with a cookie and a glass of milk. They will be given 1 year to get clean and then the testing will begin. If any police officer working in New Brunswick, RCMP included, refuses to be tested then they will be dismissed or, in the RCMP’s case, kicked out of New Brunswick. There will be compliance from RCMP Head Office or else they will be replaced with a New Brunswick Police Force. An autonomous police watchdog group will be given subpoena powers to investigate police wrongdoing. There will be no more cops investigating cops.
  • The term limits of an elected government will be increased to 10 years because that is the minimum time required to get shit done.
  • That being said, a mechanism will be developed where local ridings can call their elected representative to task. If he or she is not representative of their electorate then they can be turfed. There will be no more cronyism.
  • My annual salary will be $3,000,000 and 100% tax free. I will pay my own expenses for everything out of that. That includes my office staff, travel costs, trips to Tim’s, office furniture, First Ministers Conference, etc.

This is my first post on this subject. Stay tuned for more policy announcements. Let’s get this done.  Let’s get rid of  the Casino Gulag in New Brunswick. To do your part spread the word using social media. Let’s stop these Kleptocrats once and for all!

On the ballot vote for REAL change VOTE FOR The Mad Ape.

I am the Mad Ape and I approve this message.

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